Sunday, December 25, 2011
Today, everyone was so happy. Especially annoying kid. Then, Annoying Kid started ripping paper, and throwing it all over. And they get mad at me for shredding tissues. Annoying Kid was so happy. They all ripped paper. Even Bedbuddy, who gets really mad at me when I shred stuff. Annoying kept pulling out those stupid plastic horses, and there was a huge bog on the floor. Annoying Kid put the plastic horses in it. Everyone was really happy. I don`t know why. Annoying Kid kept trying to put a red jacket on me, but I hid from her. Eventually she gave up. It was weird.
Thursday, December 22, 2011
There was all this cold wet stuff. It`s fluffy, and I don`t like it. My Awesome Owner disappointed me. He shoved me out the doggy door in the cold wet stuff, and said I had to go pee. It was really unfair. I stood outside the dog door, shivering, but Awesome Owner told me to go pee again. I took a step forward, but it was too cold. I jumped forward, ( very bravely if you ask me), and I sank all the way down. The wet stuff was over my head! I jumped up, and my head popped up! I bunny-hopped again, and again. Awesome Owner and Annoying Kid were laughing at me. It was humiliating. I turned around in circles to clear away the snow, and went to the bathroom. Awesome owner let me in again. I was wet, so I shivered. I shiver all the time. Awesome owner called me pathetic.