Tuesday, January 17, 2012

The Midnight Bathroom Break - in

At about 3:30am, I decided I wanted to eat some tissues out of the trashcan in the bathroom, and shred some toilet paper, to get back at the humans for shutting me out of the bedrrom. I popped open the bathroom door (it doesn`t latch), and knocked over the trash can. It made a loud thunk. I shredded some tissues that were in their. Suddenly, Annoying Kid threw open her bedroom door. She looked angry, but i didn`t care. I did my happy dance, then bolted into her bed, and burrowed under the blankets. Annoying Kid moved her hamper in front of the bathroom door. Then she walked into her bedroom, and ripped off the blankets. I wagged my tail innocently. Annoying kid started to pick me up, so I growled at her. She ignored me, so I went limp and made myself dead weight. Annoying Kid didn`t quite put me out of her room, so I turned around and bolted back into her room. Annoying Kid grabbed me, and put me further away from her door. Then, she ran back into her room and slammed the door. I squeezed through the opening beside the hamper, and knocked over the trash can again. I snatched a paice of gum. Annoying Kid threw open her door again. She looked really angry. She tackled me, and grabbed the gum out of my mouth. Then she took a big box, and put it in front of the bathroom door. Then she put the hamper in the big box. I heard her mutter, "stupid dog," then she slammed her door again. I tried to get back in the bathroom, but I couldn`t, so I gave up and settled for whining loudly by Annoying Kid`s door.


  1. you have annoying kid living with you? so do we, but we love her anyway. my mom's glad our doors latch, because we'd be doing the exact same thing. humans just don't understand how good any type of paper tastes!

    ♥yuki and rocket

  2. What is up with Annoying Kid? Careful with the gum-maybe she was looking out for you cuz she knew it can be bad for dogs! We will assume the best! Yay Annoying Kid!

  3. Thanks for becoming a member and leaving a comment! Annoying kid is really happy. I really think the humans should try cottonballs and used tissues, I bet they wouldn`t get mad at me whenever i steal some from the trash.

  4. Ps annoying kid wants to be a vet when she grows up too.

  5. Hi Y'all,

    You have to be careful sniffin' around bathrooms. I accidently locked myself in one once.

    Y'all come by now,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

    1. Hey, Hawk, Annoying Kid is REALLY happy you left a comment, because she followss your blog.